If you’ve somehow wandered onto this page, welcome. Over the last few months I’ve discovered something extraordinary. Hidden in plain sight, all around Britain, lives an entire ecosystem of bizarre creatures that scientists have somehow completely overlooked. The Cockwomble. The Gobshite. The Wankspangle. And many, many more. Now before anyone writes an angry letter, these aren’t real animals… although once you see them, you’ll probably start recognising one or two in everyda

Cockwomblus Britannicus) Conservation Status : Unfortunately thriving. Identification The Common Cockwomble is a distinctly British species, instantly recognisable by its unwavering confidence and irresistible urge to become involved in matters that have absolutely nothing to do with it. Often observed wearing an expression that suggests it knows exactly what’s going on, despite having arrived halfway through the conversation. Habitat Most commonly found in: Facebook comment